Hiking is...........

As you can plainly see,i have had about enough of this hiking *#?#&....My feet are throbbing,i got blisters out the ass from these freakin boots,my legs are so soar I can hardly move and I am scared shitless of bears and moose!!...Meanwhile Steph is lovin it all!!..Cant we just go swimming,take a nice drive,maybe a bus tour.....just one day....PLEASE!!!!!